Funny stuff

Laffy Taffy joke of the day:

Q: What did one math book say to the other math book?
A: I don't know about you, but I've got a lot of problems.

Conversation overheard in the post office today:

Old man: Oh, I forgot my cane
Old lady: I know you did dear.

Then they walked out with his hand on her shoulder (she had remembered her cane).